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Started by Beans, August 01, 2006, 08:53:41 AM

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August 01, 2006, 08:53:41 AM Last Edit: August 01, 2006, 08:59:15 AM by T. Jones
Warning! Non-musical post.

Kinda like the "Super Fan" thing from SNL...

Da Coach vs. the entire NFL. Who'll win? Da Coach.

Get it? O.K. then...

Pick your singer vs. Johnny Cash.

Example: Johnny Cash vs. David Lee Roth. Who'll win? Da Cash

O.K. so it's a stupid post but, hey what else ya gonna do at work?

Beans

#1
August 01, 2006, 08:58:25 AM
Oh...I just thought of one.

Sinatra vs. Cash.

T-Stan RPCV

#2
August 01, 2006, 10:39:01 PM
How 'bout Henry Rollins & Lemmy Kilminster (motorhead) vs. a mini-Cash.

Beans

#3
August 02, 2006, 08:48:28 AM
David Draiman (Disturbed) vs. Cash

Bonster

#4
August 02, 2006, 12:40:17 PM
Garth Brooks + Hank Williams Jr. vs.  Da Cash....



Caashh!
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

~LL~

#5
August 02, 2006, 01:50:15 PM
T. Jones:  Ah ha!  Your new avatar confirms the rumors that you are a 'headbanger' after all...Party On, Dude!  (Give me 10 points for 'dumb' comment du jour...)

Howse 'bout Da Clash vs. Da Cash?

or, maybe -- Axle Rose vs Da Cash?
If you are not part of the solution -- you are part of the problem.

Beans

#6
August 02, 2006, 03:01:15 PM Last Edit: August 02, 2006, 03:05:53 PM by T. Jones
I thought about Axl Rose but thought not. I beginning to believe that when Cash is lined up against other singers/musicians, it just doesn't seem fair. I think Cash could kick just about anyone's keister except maybe Aretha or Janis.
Quote from: LL-Schmidt on August 02, 2006, 01:50:15 PM
T. Jones:  Ah ha!  Your new avatar confirms the rumors that you are a 'headbanger' after all...
I'll bang my head, snap/pop my fingers, get jiggy wit, move my groove thang, get my mojo working, etc...whatever you want to call it...to anything that's good.

Bonster

#7
August 03, 2006, 08:46:45 PM
Quote from: T-Stan RPCV on August 01, 2006, 10:39:01 PM
How 'bout Henry Rollins & Lemmy Kilminster (motorhead) vs. a mini-Cash.

I thought it was a mini-Cash!!!
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

T-Stan RPCV

#8
August 03, 2006, 09:09:58 PM
Quote from: Bonster on August 03, 2006, 08:46:45 PM
Quote from: T-Stan RPCV on August 01, 2006, 10:39:01 PM
How 'bout Henry Rollins & Lemmy Kilminster (motorhead) vs. a mini-Cash.

I thought it was a mini-Cash!!!


Mini-cash first round KO.  Strangles Lemmy with his own mutton chops while popping a vein in Rollins' neck.  Da-Cash.

Bonster

#9
August 04, 2006, 03:53:59 AM
;D ...how 'bout a play by play for-

Ted Nugent vs. Da Cash

   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Beans

#10
August 04, 2006, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: Bonster on August 04, 2006, 03:53:59 AM
;D ...how 'bout a play by play for-

Ted Nugent vs. Da Cash
Cash would cold cock'em even before Uncle Ted had the chance to reach for his bow and arrow. No contest, KO within 30 seconds. Da Cash - ka ching!

Bonster

#11
August 04, 2006, 10:45:32 PM
Barry White vs. Da Cash
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Beans

#12
August 07, 2006, 09:25:20 AM
Noooo....not Barry....

Barry won't fight Johnny. They'd probably end up singing a duo crossover thing. The chicks would love it. It'd sell millions.

scoon

#13
August 07, 2006, 08:40:12 PM

Waylon Jennings' liver vs. Da Cash's liver.



Bonster

#14
August 07, 2006, 10:55:34 PM
Quote from: scoon on August 07, 2006, 08:40:12 PM

Waylon Jennings' liver vs. Da Cash's liver.


hahaha...

Willie would come around & cure 'em both up with his special herbal remedy
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Bear

#15
August 07, 2006, 11:20:25 PM
Bruce and E street with Da Cash...

Wow
...What else can we do now except roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair...

Beans

#16
August 08, 2006, 04:40:00 PM
Quote from: Bear on August 07, 2006, 11:20:25 PM
Bruce and E street with Da Cash...
A rousing chorus of Born In the USA with a I Walk the Line counterpoint (Ouch, I'll have that in my head the rest of the night now...)

Cash could take the whole band and then use Weinberg's sticks as toothpicks.

Bonster

#17
August 17, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
Ozzy vs. Da Cash...
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Beans

#18
August 18, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Bonster on August 17, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
Ozzy vs. Da Cash...
Please...

All Cash would have to do is spin Ozzy around three times and he'd fall into a coma. It's kinda like kicking a puppy.

Poor Ozzy. I really admired him. He reminds me of those old pro boxers that took one too many blows to head and now he can't count how many fingers he has.

T-Stan RPCV

#19
August 19, 2006, 06:19:22 PM
GWAR vs. Da Cash (actually it might make a good B flick)
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