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Matryoshka

#20
June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

Bonster

#21
June 15, 2007, 11:39:04 AM
Sec 8 next to me is deathly afraid of all these "suburban" creatures.........

We saw an opossum the other night...she scrambled to her porch, and is totally paranoid at night now.
Yesterday she heard about the snakes......."we don't have those in the city!"
"Well, you have rats..."
"Yeah, but we can control them.  I don't like them none, either."
"Ahhh...but the 'nakes are harmless...check out this skin ours left behind!"  <holds up 30" skin>
"Oh my god.  Oh my god.  That's too big.  That's no garter snake!"
"Sure it is.  Last year we had three.  I'm hoping for more this year.  Art told me there used to be about 10 between us a few years back."
"Oh god.  No.  Oh god.  I don't like that."

:fro:
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Boris

#22
June 15, 2007, 02:51:02 PM
Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.
Only the impossible always happens.
- - R. Buckminster Fuller

scoon

#23
June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

I was just informed that we're either moving or buying a mongoose.

Matryoshka

#24
June 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: scoon on June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

I was just informed that we're either moving or buying a mongoose.



What, Signora Scoon no like-a the snake?

mustang54

#25
June 16, 2007, 08:33:31 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2007, 08:36:17 AM by mustang54
Quote from: Bonster on June 15, 2007, 11:39:04 AM
Sec 8 next to me is deathly afraid of all these "suburban" creatures.........

We saw an opossum the other night...she scrambled to her porch, and is totally paranoid at night now.
Yesterday she heard about the snakes......."we don't have those in the city!"
"Well, you have rats..."
"Yeah, but we can control them.  I don't like them none, either."
"Ahhh...but the 'nakes are harmless...check out this skin ours left behind!"  <holds up 30" skin>
"Oh my god.  Oh my god.  That's too big.  That's no garter snake!"
"Sure it is.  Last year we had three.  I'm hoping for more this year.  Art told me there used to be about 10 between us a few years back."
"Oh god.  No.  Oh god.  I don't like that."

:fro:
Bonster you may have discovered a way to get rid of undesirable folks. Put a snake or two on their lawn every morning. Start with a Garter snake, then borrow a Boa,and then bring in the heavy artillery a Python and then an Anaconda! If it works you could rent your services out to others. " Bonster's Shithead Neighbor Removal Service."

mrs. scoon

#26
June 18, 2007, 09:51:23 AM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: scoon on June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

I was just informed that we're either moving or buying a mongoose.



What, Signora Scoon no like-a the snake?

No, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!! 
You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

Matryoshka

#27
June 18, 2007, 10:05:57 AM
Quote from: mrs. scoon on June 18, 2007, 09:51:23 AM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: scoon on June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

I was just informed that we're either moving or buying a mongoose.



What, Signora Scoon no like-a the snake?

No, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!! 

I ain't crazy about ophidium myself, although we did have a 6' King snake when I was younger...

java

#28
June 18, 2007, 10:22:46 AM
Quote from: mrs. scoon on June 18, 2007, 09:51:23 AM
No, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!! 

I got that once after a spring break trip to Daytona.  You need to go get some penicillin from your doctor.
The City of Homers

dukesdad

#29
June 18, 2007, 10:41:18 AM
QuoteNo, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!!

If Scoon catches that he's gonna be pissed.

Bonster

#30
June 18, 2007, 10:48:09 AM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 18, 2007, 10:05:57 AM
Quote from: mrs. scoon on June 18, 2007, 09:51:23 AM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: scoon on June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 14, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Bonster on June 13, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bonster on September 13, 2006, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone see any cool snakes in their backyards this year?  I've had a couple.

Our first sign of snakeage for '07...left a full, beautiful skin for us...

Looks like a healthy one!

I stepped on a huge garter snake about a month ago (by mistake of course)...never seen one that large in this neck o' da woods

I was just informed that we're either moving or buying a mongoose.



What, Signora Scoon no like-a the snake?

No, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!! 

I ain't crazy about ophidium myself, although we did have a 6' King snake when I was younger...

How does one do ophidium, in a hash pipe?
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Matryoshka

#31
June 18, 2007, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: dukesdad on June 18, 2007, 10:41:18 AM
QuoteNo, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!!

If Scoon catches that he's gonna be pissed.

Yeah, hope u don't fear his ophidia, or he will be po'd @ u

tgoddess

#32
June 18, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: 'Rita on June 18, 2007, 11:06:03 AM
Yeah, hope u don't fear his ophidia, or he will be po'd @ u

Is that an ophidia in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

Bonster

#33
June 18, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Does his ophidia molt?
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Matryoshka

#34
June 18, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: Bonster on June 18, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Does his ophidia molt?


My oh my, how this thread has degenerated...in no part due to me of course, as I always steer clear of innuendo (that's Italian for suppository)

Kit

#35
June 18, 2007, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Bonster on June 18, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Does his ophidia molt?

</better judgement>
What did the prostitute say to the leper?    :666:
The internet is to philosophy as bumper stickers are to politics.

scoon

#36
June 19, 2007, 04:21:59 PM
Quote from: mrs. scoon on June 18, 2007, 09:51:23 AM
No, Mrs. Scoon has Ophidiophobia and BAD!!! 

So that's what that word means...  Some women just say they have headache.

tgoddess

#37
June 19, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
Quote from: Kit on June 18, 2007, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Bonster on June 18, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Does his ophidia molt?

</better judgement>
What did the prostitute say to the leper?    :666:

"Keep the tip?"
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

Bonster

#38
June 20, 2007, 08:07:38 AM
ROFL!!!!!!



tgodd, Kit, 'Rita, mrs. scoon, alcohol, audio recorder.
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Matryoshka

#39
June 20, 2007, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: tgoddess on June 19, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
Quote from: Kit on June 18, 2007, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Bonster on June 18, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
Does his ophidia molt?

</better judgement>
What did the prostitute say to the leper?    :666:

"Keep the tip?"


t, would't that be what the leper said 2 the 'tute?
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