6/9/09 Council

[BRoWN]

Solution: Hire an "assistant" who was born in Berwyn and moved to state all your valid opinions......and then have an assistant to that assistant that  moved here to implement the ideas. And then have an assistant (from California that has never been in Berwyn) to that assistant to be take the fall if the idea fails 
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Brown, It does sound like your suggestion is just a step away from creating crude marionettes that, due to their inanimate nature and, more importantly, heads made of knotty pine, are unaware of their true nature and role in a high school production of "Our Town."
[/quote] With all the talk of assistants, deputys etc from our city I was starting to feel like a mushroom.......kept in the dark and fed a bunch of bullshit.  So, I figured I'd dish out some of my own BS.

[Bear]

Geez...Sounds like you guys are eatin some schroons