Sports News Item of the Day...make that of the Year!

[The Jackal]

(Italian professional soccer club) AC Milan have confirmed that Ghanaian midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng will be out of action for up to a month due to a thigh injury. But his girlfriend has claimed his antics in bed may be the cause of his constant injury. Melissa Satta, who Kevin-Prince has been dating for a while, described their sex life and attributed that to his niggles. Melissa Satta said: "The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week" AC Milan have not commented on the matter, but they did issue a statement to validate his injury.

[The Jackal]

And of course the obligatory, gratuitous photo of Ms. Satta:

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And of course a facial shot: