"Oy vey, all that schmutz!"
"...@ 3:30 am, a strong smell of the fckn Queen of England's best perfume she uses on her royal ass, wafting through my fckin window @ 3:30AM!!! would bother me - got it???"
"scars abound, mange, hip bones and spine were visible and he was barely able to stand, due to damaged hind legs)...even his nuts look healthier than before"
2-for1 special!
"You're such an optimist...let's see, is the needle half full or half empty?"
suicide at the cemetary-
"At least he chose a convenient spot to do it...didn't have far to go...only about 6'...south"