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Entertainment => Best of Berwyn Talk => Topic started by: Ted on April 11, 2012, 12:41:49 PM

Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on April 11, 2012, 12:41:49 PM

Need to encourage discussion on a topic? Start with an uncredited, long quote about something, followed by intemperate questions in boldface and all-caps. Always works!
Title: Re: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: jake on April 28, 2012, 07:07:30 AM
It is not what Mark said (is it ever?), but the speed at which he said it.  Four (!!!) posts in under 2 minutes.  That has got to be a record.

Quote from: markberwyn on April 28, 2012, 06:21:12 AM
Why can't we have the 5 percent GDP growth rate the U.S. had at the end of the "Bush economy"? Terrible!
Quote from: markberwyn on April 28, 2012, 06:21:39 AM
I think it was 5 percent growth at the end of the Bush economy. Somebody should look it up.
Quote from: markberwyn on April 28, 2012, 06:22:24 AM
Can you imagine the amazing growth rate we would have under a McCain economy? Things would be different for so many reasons!

Quote from: markberwyn on April 28, 2012, 06:22:52 AM
I'm sure economists know what those reasons are. They're just not saying.
Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on April 28, 2012, 10:58:25 AM

(This space reserved for the PhotoShop image I'm working on of a bald eagle with a tear running down one eye reading a newspaper with the headline, "GDP Increases.")
Title: Re: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: berwyn senator on April 29, 2012, 11:11:13 AM
Sad but how true!
Title: Re: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: jake on April 29, 2012, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: Ted on April 28, 2012, 10:58:25 AM

(This space reserved for the PhotoShop image I'm working on of a bald eagle with a tear running down one eye reading a newspaper with the headline, "DEBT Increases.")

(http://www.boiseweekly.com/imager/b/magnum/2311367/04f3/debt_ceiling.jpg)

...oh wait, that is Lady Liberty.  Sorry.
Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on April 29, 2012, 05:35:27 PM

  When in doubt, use jargon and mockery.
Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on April 30, 2012, 04:52:42 PM

I don't think Osama Bin Laden is getting enough credit here for his role in the raid. Without Osama Bin Laden, there would have been no Osama Bin Laden to take out!

I mean, when you *really* get down to it, Osama Bin Laden pretty much killed himself, right?
Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on May 02, 2012, 06:18:30 PM

On Eno's math in calculating the employment number under Obama:

There are millions in our cemeteries today who are just laying around, doing nothing, giving up on finding work after the Bush recession. Another tragic mass of unemployed workers

Unemployment rate of Civil War veterans: 100 percent. Why does Obama hate our fighting forces?
Title: Re: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on July 14, 2012, 12:32:01 PM

  And while I might have called myself "bonified" when I was 13 and came across a Playboy, since then I've understood the distinction between that made-up word and "bona fide."
Title: From MarkBerwyn
Post by: Ted on July 17, 2012, 06:07:14 AM


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