"When you look stupid, people make fun of you. It is not the people making fun of you that makes you look stupid. It is you looking stupid that makes you look stupid."
"...there is a children's Veggie Tales video about discrimination where one veggie wears a pot on his head and another wears a shoe on his. Although both look equally stupid, they go to great lengths to prove that one is stupider than the other, rather than just taking off the shoes and pots and working together. My 3 year daughter gets it. I'm thinking of backing her in the third ward in '09."
"Bear Stearns and Lehman took a bath on the mortgage meltdown, but the Mayor of Berwyn should have had the foresight to see it coming and restructure the budget..."