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Entertainment => Best of Berwyn Talk => Topic started by: Bonster on July 25, 2008, 08:54:24 AM

Title: From buzz
Post by: Bonster on July 25, 2008, 08:54:24 AM
"We hit the trifecta!  Not only is the city dysfunctional, but we're screwed at the County, and State levels too.  If you believe in karma you gotta' ask yourself, "What did we do to deserve this?""
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on October 04, 2008, 09:00:35 AM

Nonsense, Republican get laid all the time.  They either pay for it or they slip that "dancin" foot into the next stall.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Bonster on October 12, 2008, 09:44:45 PM
"My spawn, fired and fed from my seed, the fiery spawn of the seed of my loins, the loins of fiery Aztec Gods, fueled by the fire of my loins and my groins!"
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on October 09, 2009, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Classof67 on October 09, 2009, 01:21:14 PM
I thought the full moon was last Sunday?   

The moon is stuck on full.  Has been for many years.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on May 01, 2010, 06:05:28 AM

  <in reference to Commonwealth Edison reading meters>
 
  I swear,  these folks could screw up a wet dream.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Bonster on June 26, 2010, 09:41:21 PM

Quote from: billyjean on June 26, 2010, 05:20:24 PM

All you 401Ks out there.


My 401K turned into a 201K.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on August 14, 2010, 07:04:40 AM
It could be just another one of the summer extremes we've had to endure.
Extreme heat
Extreme rain
Extreme mosquitoes
Extreme cicadas
Extreme tax hikes 15%
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Bonster on August 05, 2011, 09:02:59 AM
"I'm glad DACEE didn't decide to emphasize the need for expanded science classes.  They'd be pushing for an accelerator lab because MIT has one."
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: The Jackal on January 23, 2012, 08:07:27 PM

"I usually avoid your posts, too bipolar.  One day snivelling and whining and feeling sorry for yourself because your trapped in Berwyn, and the next day your the world's greatest former used car salesman."
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on January 27, 2012, 11:01:53 AM

<in a discussion about the seeming proliferation of police cameras in Berwyn>

   The City is preparing for the G8 Summit.    ;)
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Bonster on August 17, 2012, 12:19:40 AM

What charity, other than Skyrd, do we have here in Berwyn ?
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: Ted on October 01, 2012, 08:24:13 AM

Quote from: pkd50 on September 30, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
  I asked the Alderman for a "slow children at play" sign. 

  Slow children shouldn't play in the alley, too dangerous, only fast ones.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: watcher on October 01, 2012, 01:06:35 PM
Quote from: Ted on October 01, 2012, 08:24:13 AM

Quote from: pkd50 on September 30, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
  I asked the Alderman for a "slow children at play" sign. 

  Slow children shouldn't play in the alley, too dangerous, only fast ones.

There was an alley sign in FoPa years ago, black border, black letters on yellow sign, "DANGER LIVE CHILDREN"!

It always cracked me up. (Until it was removed by "person unknown" ;) (
Last I saw it, it was on the beer garden wall at Randolph St. Depot.
I've been assured that it is still intact.

Title: From buzz
Post by: Ted on October 16, 2012, 06:40:10 AM

Soup is very inexpensvie.  I offer it every Halloween.  Not too many takers.
Title: Re: From buzz
Post by: berwynson on October 17, 2012, 03:45:03 PM
Quote from: Ted on October 16, 2012, 06:40:10 AM

Soup is very inexpensvie.  I offer it every Halloween.  Not too many takers.

cheapskate!
Title: From buzz
Post by: Ted on March 11, 2014, 09:35:11 PM

  Here we go again, "The Glory Days of Borscht and Perogi".