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Entertainment => Best of Berwyn Talk => Topic started by: Bonster on December 10, 2008, 06:40:10 PM

Title: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on December 10, 2008, 06:40:10 PM
"Outsource Snow Removal?  Let's outsource City Council first, that function seems like it will benefit from outsourcing. "
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Ted on February 06, 2009, 06:52:00 AM

Quote from: Paul Fuentes on February 05, 2009, 11:53:05 PM
If you have such sympathy for our enemies, please join them.  Then at least I know what uniform you are wearing. 


Quote from: n01_important on February 06, 2009, 01:22:48 AM
Regarding your quote of "If you have such sympathy for our enemies, please join them.."  You must be reading the Bush's "Patriotism for Dummies" book
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on February 07, 2009, 10:18:16 AM
"I asked a few aldermen if this "foreclosure issue" is concern to them and what should we do about it.  One said, "it's a northern Berwyn problem".  ... if it is a problem for any part of Berwyn, it is a problem for ALL OF US.  "
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: n01_important on February 07, 2009, 10:27:18 AM
Dare I ask, what is the purpose of this thread? 

Are you guys collecting rope that will eventually become my noose?  :'(
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Berwyn Patsy on February 07, 2009, 10:36:01 AM
Which one of the Aldermen, said it was a north Berwyn problem???
If in fact, an Alderman said that, it could become an issue in considering
his re election, if he was running again?
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: n01_important on February 07, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
I understand your concern.  I never mentioned a gender.

I have some rules of conduct (for myself only) that I stick to (I'm silly like that).  So, my recommendation is to challenge all your aldermen with the question, "Are foreclosures a problem for Berwyn and if so, what can we do to fix it!?" 

If enough of us ask, even those that are apathetic to the issue will change their song and dance (or get voted out).
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on February 07, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
Quote from: n01_important on February 07, 2009, 10:27:18 AM
Dare I ask, what is the purpose of this thread? 

Are you guys collecting rope that will eventually become my noose?  :'(
The entire Category "Best of Berwyn Talk" is dedicated to lines by posters (any and all) which any other poster considers a keeper.  That's it.


Quote from: n01_important on February 07, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
I have some rules of conduct (for myself only) that I stick to (I'm silly like that).  So, my recommendation is to challenge all your aldermen with the question, "Are foreclosures a problem for Berwyn and if so, what can we do to fix it!?" 

OK, I'll ask you: "Are foreclosures a problem for Berwyn and if so, what can we do to fix it!?" 
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: n01_important on February 07, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
Quote from: Bonster on February 07, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
OK, I'll ask you: "Are foreclosures a problem for Berwyn and if so, what can we do to fix it!?" 

I don't really ask leading questions... so if I knew the answer, I would have blurted it out already.
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on February 07, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
You said to challenge my alderman.  You are my alderman.   (http://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/fist.gif)
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on February 13, 2009, 02:10:06 AM
Quote from: Bear on February 12, 2009, 07:48:12 PM
I find shows where the general public goes rather frightening, and avoid them like the plague.

"You mean you don't get excited about being around 100s of "You-Fox-Berwyn-Resident-playing-lottery"?  You missing out on a lot of fun."
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: TannerBoyle on February 13, 2009, 11:30:32 PM
So, let me get this straight.

This stuff is to be saved for posterity, but my "Give me pussy or give me death!" mantra is to be ignored by future generations?

:-\
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on July 31, 2009, 12:50:54 PM
"Agreed, the place needs to look nice so as non-Berwyn come in to pay Red Light traffic tickets and swear never to return to Berwyn... they can have nice memories of the garden."
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on January 17, 2010, 09:48:55 PM
"I can't spend more than I make, a luxury reserved only for government."
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Bonster on January 30, 2010, 11:57:27 AM
"...if the average increase was 1.5% then some mf'r must have gotten a 3.0% increase to average out with my "0% increase and be happy you have a job"."  

;D
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: tgoddess on March 04, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
"In fact, I would go out on the limb to say, anyone who DOES apply... automatically disqualifies themselves because they must be idiots or suffer from some Rosco Peco Train delusion of grandeur. "
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Ted on May 02, 2011, 06:32:37 PM

The problem is I'm not impressed with the stock of women here.  I may have to import them from some 3rd world country, although it will be hard to convince them come to this 4th world country. 
Title: Re: From n01_important
Post by: Boris on June 25, 2011, 06:44:25 PM
"...no alcohol to a Latino festival? 

That's like being invited to an orgy and getting told you can't crab some ass. "