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From Seebee
« on: November 27, 2008, 08:42:35 AM »
"I like that underwood deviled chicken in a can. Love it. Pizza puffs. Gas station microwave burritos. LOVE those things. I like that orange cheese glop for cheese fries / nachos. So, I really can't "cast the first stone.""
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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 02:43:37 PM »
"Frozen fish, vaccuum packed corn, prebagged produce?

Are we in Antarctica or something?"
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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 12:32:33 PM »
"I wonder if the folks who got to Subway, Jimmy John's, Potbelly, or Mr Sub who order turkey ever think about it if they sit down for a turkey dinner on bird day. Of course, they might also have a yellowish rectangular loaf of gel substituting as a real turkey on Thanksgiving, in which case, I guess they really do believe that turkey is a molded, gelled substance."
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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 06:44:14 PM »
"Buona Beef is like Portillo's retarded cousin. And I'm sorry if that offended the retards who even know that Buona sucks and is overpriced."
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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 05:10:01 PM »
Darn, if they weren't sprayed I would take them off your hands to make violet syrup and candies.

"I meant um...

Free, organic, pesticide free, violets grown in a non-smoking yard by mentally challenged and handicapped immigrant orphans who want to provide organic food to people who care about what they put into their bodies. As a bonus, for every 1 lb you pick, a 10.00 donation will be made to the Human Fund. Come and get 'em!

Or something."



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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 06:39:22 AM »
 
  <in a discussion about a new music venue opening up on Roosevelt Road>


What kind of music?  Any word on that?

       Journey cover bands.

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Re: From Seebee
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2013, 12:44:11 PM »
"this lucky dog gyro burger was a giant shitbeast of wrongness."
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