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From Bonster
« on: July 02, 2007, 02:39:07 PM »
"I need a good cry!"
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 02:27:31 PM »
"And yes, you have to defend your hubby!  All women should, and often!  ...along with supporting us, coddling us, feeding us, stroking us, etc."
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 05:33:33 PM »
"Is it any wonder we're in this quagmire of jackassical proportions?"
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 09:21:39 PM »
"damn mexicans damn oconnor damn dcob probably frank marzullo or mainstreet forced them out the rusty spindel  graffit and boom cars & district 2001 and black people in fucknytown gays moving in an collage degrees berwynpasty moved and taqerias baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

The sheer honesty and pain in this one is simply moving.

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 07:13:20 PM »
"I'm trash, and I don't even like it. "
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 09:16:47 AM »
...I fear those scrapbookers much more than heroin addicts Mike.

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 04:54:53 PM »
Well, gee...that was an awfully assholistic way to answer "yes."

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 08:58:32 AM »
"If you could ride a bike like you post, you'd be in a fucking circus."
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 06:08:16 PM »
  Bonster's recap of the 1st ward town hall meeting on April 15, 2009, one week after the election:


RECAP:

1. Promotions - Here is a list of friends/family that need to be promoted:
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2. Raises - These folks deserve raises:
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3. Patronage positions - after Bob slashes O'C's patronage hires, we need to create departments to oversee things like promotions and raises.  This was a list of folks more than qualified to do such- deserving of a pension, cheap healthcare, and three days off for their birthday:

Bonster
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4. Indentity crisis - Since the Spindle was demolished we need to declare certain objects as unique or special to Berwyn, such as an official Berwyn flower, tree, new flag/logo, town color, and beer.

5. Berwyn currency - Discussion about a new form of currency valid only in Berwyn ??? (I was confused about this as well)


The meeting finished at 7:20P. 

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 05:57:38 AM »
I love McDonald's.  Not as effective a laxative as say, White Castle, but effective nonetheless.

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 06:13:04 PM »
When Favre starts blowin' it & the Vikes season goes down the shitter will they be participants in the Cash 4 Clunkers program?

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2009, 03:53:59 PM »
I am not going to mention any names here.  I am not aligned with anyone here but BERWYN.  If it promotes our town in a positive light, then I am for it.   The people behind this event worked their asses off.  I was there almost every minute. 

They work hard at Lambs Farm, too.

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 05:54:09 AM »

  "Pay no attention to the violence as you peer through the wool over your eyes."

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2010, 08:36:31 AM »

  Change your knee pads and gargle with Chloraseptic®.   That should ease the pain of consistently deep-throating the collective board of 201.

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2010, 06:06:40 PM »

 Compared to the rest of the city, the Depot District and immediate surrounding area is a drunk's heaven

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From Bonster
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2010, 08:57:25 AM »
  In a discussion about what Waste Management will or will not pick up"

What about bodies? Will WM pick up dead bodies?




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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2011, 06:43:54 PM »
Any emails from aldermen in north Berwyn?  Just wondering.


----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Nora
To: Mark Ryan
Sent: Tue, April 5, 2011 9:18:11 AM
Subject: Vote!

Mark, PLEASE write in Rita Maniotis for District 201.  I can't stand the rest of the hacks we're supposedly supposed to be supporting.

Thanks, and don't post this on BTF.


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Re: From Bonster
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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 10:36:46 PM »
"No one cares where you want to eat;  just keep shoving those awful depot district cupcakes down your waiting throat."

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Re: From Bonster
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2011, 08:44:17 AM »
On the lack of parking around Paisan Pizzeria:

 I WENT LAST NIGHT I PARKT ON OGDIN JUST PASSED LUMBARD AND OTHERS WE HAD NO PROBLEMS I THINK THERE SOME PLACES NEAR BUY THEY COULD USE FOR VALAY I SURE THEYLL FIGURE THIS OUT BERWYN IS USE TO PARKING TICKETS