From Bonster

[tgoddess]

"I need a good cry!"

[tgoddess]

"And yes, you have to defend your hubby!  All women should, and often!  ...along with supporting us, coddling us, feeding us, stroking us, etc."

[tgoddess]

"Is it any wonder we're in this quagmire of jackassical proportions?"

[Bru67]

"damn mexicans damn oconnor damn dcob probably frank marzullo or mainstreet forced them out the rusty spindel  graffit and boom cars & district 2001 and black people in fucknytown gays moving in an collage degrees berwynpasty moved and taqerias baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

The sheer honesty and pain in this one is simply moving.

[tgoddess]

"I'm trash, and I don't even like it. "

[scungili]

...I fear those scrapbookers much more than heroin addicts Mike.

[time after time]

Well, gee...that was an awfully assholistic way to answer "yes."

<emphasis added>

[tgoddess]

"If you could ride a bike like you post, you'd be in a fucking circus."

[Ted]

  Bonster's recap of the 1st ward town hall meeting on April 15, 2009, one week after the election:

RECAP:

1. Promotions - Here is a list of friends/family that need to be promoted:
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2. Raises - These folks deserve raises:
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3. Patronage positions - after Bob slashes O'C's patronage hires, we need to create departments to oversee things like promotions and raises.  This was a list of folks more than qualified to do such- deserving of a pension, cheap healthcare, and three days off for their birthday:

Bonster
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4. Indentity crisis - Since the Spindle was demolished we need to declare certain objects as unique or special to Berwyn, such as an official Berwyn flower, tree, new flag/logo, town color, and beer.

5. Berwyn currency - Discussion about a new form of currency valid only in Berwyn (I was confused about this as well)


The meeting finished at 7:20P. 

[Ted]

I love McDonald's.  Not as effective a laxative as say, White Castle, but effective nonetheless.

[Ted]

When Favre starts blowin' it & the Vikes season goes down the shitter will they be participants in the Cash 4 Clunkers program?

[seebee]

I am not going to mention any names here.  I am not aligned with anyone here but BERWYN.  If it promotes our town in a positive light, then I am for it.   The people behind this event worked their asses off.  I was there almost every minute. 

They work hard at Lambs Farm, too.

[Ted]

  "Pay no attention to the violence as you peer through the wool over your eyes."

[Ted]

  Change your knee pads and gargle with Chloraseptic®.   That should ease the pain of consistently deep-throating the collective board of 201.

[Ted]

Compared to the rest of the city, the Depot District and immediate surrounding area is a drunk's heaven

[Ted]

  In a discussion about what Waste Management will or will not pick up"

What about bodies? Will WM pick up dead bodies?

[Ted]

Any emails from aldermen in north Berwyn?  Just wondering.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Nora
To: Mark Ryan
Sent: Tue, April 5, 2011 9:18:11 AM
Subject: Vote!

Mark, PLEASE write in Rita Maniotis for District 201.  I can't stand the rest of the hacks we're supposedly supposed to be supporting.

Thanks, and don't post this on BTF.

[The Jackal]

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[Mugster]

"No one cares where you want to eat;  just keep shoving those awful depot district cupcakes down your waiting throat."

[Ted]

On the lack of parking around Paisan Pizzeria:

I WENT LAST NIGHT I PARKT ON OGDIN JUST PASSED LUMBARD AND OTHERS WE HAD NO PROBLEMS I THINK THERE SOME PLACES NEAR BUY THEY COULD USE FOR VALAY I SURE THEYLL FIGURE THIS OUT BERWYN IS USE TO PARKING TICKETS