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From Crunchie
« on: July 27, 2007, 04:43:48 PM »
"Why don't you spend some quality time reporting your neighbors to the police for some dastardly deed, it will take your mind off these horrible jokes."
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

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Re: From Crunchie
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 07:29:07 PM »
I'm not sure, but I thought that if you put out a shallow dish of beer, grubs will be attracted to it.  They will then fall in and drown.  Has anyone else heard of this?

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Re: From Crunchie
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 11:12:00 PM »
Drive past there on a Sunday morning before noon and you will see old men lined up waiting to get in the joint.
Somebody should tell them that they can't get in until Mickey's big hand is on the twelve.
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Re: From Crunchie
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 08:32:30 PM »
As for being a pompous windbag, it's one of the privileges bestowed by the CBE.

So when did you get your CBE?

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Re: From Crunchie
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 01:06:22 PM »
"It's pretty ridiculous to think that he had the pot because he "forgot to dispose of it." If he's that stupid, he should be in some other branch of the city government."
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Re: From Crunchie
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 12:27:14 AM »
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Now that Skryd is retired, maybe they should hire him as a part time parking enforcement officer. With his experience he should be able to get the situation under control in no time at all. ::) "


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