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tgoddess

July 02, 2007, 02:35:14 PM
"When I was at Scout camp we'd take group sh*ts.  We'd coordinate a time, pick out some music, head to the 4H dorm, and all drop a deuce together...  the 4H kids didn't like us very much.  We never knew why."
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

Bonster

#1
July 18, 2007, 10:22:27 AM
"I'm not bitter.  I just don't like you. "
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

mrs. scoon

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July 18, 2007, 11:36:25 AM
"It's all Wikipedia... the asshats' best friend."
You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

mrs. scoon

#3
July 18, 2007, 12:13:39 PM
My personal favorite:

"Reading is a skill."
You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bonster

#4
July 18, 2007, 12:36:01 PM
hey, no quoting your ol' man here...
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

tgoddess

#5
July 18, 2007, 12:39:46 PM
You know...I just typed something about "stuffing the ballot box," but then I realized that with 'Rita around, that'd be like waving a steak in front of a hungry dog.

;)
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

Bonster

#6
July 18, 2007, 12:46:29 PM
I need a cold shower.
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

mrs. scoon

#7
July 18, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
Seems like there are a lot of cold showers lately!  :o  ;D
You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

tgoddess

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July 18, 2007, 12:54:38 PM
Quote from: mrs. scoon on July 18, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
Seems like there are a lot of cold showers lately!  :o  ;D

You have no idea, hon.

I have to get back to the convent now.
"Well, I guess I'm fuckin' forty...I'm a petered out Peter Pan...sometimes I feel foolish...I make my livin' singin' in this band..." - John Eddie

Bonster

#9
September 09, 2007, 08:54:22 AM
"Someone should tell the Cubs, Brewers, and the evil Cards that they're trying to win the division, not a ride with Josh Hancock."


:D
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Bonster

#10
January 30, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
         "I'd rather shove hot, rusty nails up my urethra"


   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

Hogzilla

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January 30, 2008, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Bonster on January 30, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
         "I'd rather shove hot, rusty nails up my urethra"




That was quite a nice one. I should have pointed that one out in my previous post to that thread.
"Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."

Hogzilla

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February 11, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
"The Gays aren't going to be starting a knife fight over someone wearing the wrong colors.  (Unless they're out of season.)"
"Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."
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