Alice Cooper wants to buy your childs school supplies

[Bear]

Yep, the stepford wives are out there at Target doing the school supply deal,
you better hurry gals you never know when the world may run out of #2
pencils, although the greater concern is the hottest MJ shoe for opening day.

They do suck us old ones into the buying frenzy...I did take a moment today
to open a pack of new Crayolas at the store and smell them