From Seebee

[tgoddess]

"I like that underwood deviled chicken in a can. Love it. Pizza puffs. Gas station microwave burritos. LOVE those things. I like that orange cheese glop for cheese fries / nachos. So, I really can't "cast the first stone.""

[Bonster]

"Frozen fish, vaccuum packed corn, prebagged produce?

Are we in Antarctica or something?"

[Bonster]

"I wonder if the folks who got to Subway, Jimmy John's, Potbelly, or Mr Sub who order turkey ever think about it if they sit down for a turkey dinner on bird day. Of course, they might also have a yellowish rectangular loaf of gel substituting as a real turkey on Thanksgiving, in which case, I guess they really do believe that turkey is a molded, gelled substance."

[tgoddess]

"Buona Beef is like Portillo's retarded cousin. And I'm sorry if that offended the retards who even know that Buona sucks and is overpriced."

[Bonster]

Darn, if they weren't sprayed I would take them off your hands to make violet syrup and candies.

"I meant um...

Free, organic, pesticide free, violets grown in a non-smoking yard by mentally challenged and handicapped immigrant orphans who want to provide organic food to people who care about what they put into their bodies. As a bonus, for every 1 lb you pick, a 10.00 donation will be made to the Human Fund. Come and get 'em!

Or something."



I'm cryin'!

[Ted]

 
  <in a discussion about a new music venue opening up on Roosevelt Road>

What kind of music?  Any word on that?

       Journey cover bands.

[Bonster]

"this lucky dog gyro burger was a giant shitbeast of wrongness."