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From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« on: August 06, 2009, 04:58:19 PM »
Why does reading this thread make me feel like I'm witnessing an argument with a ventriloquist's dummy?




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From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 07:30:14 PM »
1) Fox reports a rumor

2) Hundreds of comments follow, each of which exhibits one of the following:
A) Awesome grammar and spelling
B) Calls for uprising and revolution
C) Threats
D) A B and C.

3) Murdoch takes the profits back to Australia, laughing...

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 05:29:18 AM »

  Jake, ever see the movie "Office Space?"

Your thread is like listening to the guy in the basement talking to himself about how he's going to burn the place down if anyone takes his red stapler...

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 09:04:29 PM »


 I for one cannot wait for the rapture, as it will be the only thing that will finally kill this thread...

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 08:47:22 AM »

Frequently seen BTF logic:

DO UNTIL X=1,000,000
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If it rains and ruins your picnic: it's Obama's fault;
If it rains and ends a year of drought: it's Bush's visionary leadership;
X= X+1;
END

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 12:21:37 PM »
...  Keep drinking the hope & change Kool-aid.

  Kool-aid? Hah. Scotch.

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 12:55:10 PM »

 Jake, the president isn't going to come out of the White House every time you put a burning bag of crap on his porch. "That darn Jake! And always during 'The Mentalist!'"

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 10:01:10 PM »
"In the bright sunlight of freedom, Rick Perry stands tall. He will forever guard the entrance to the cave that protects his people.."
   ... "Shit ton of beer being served here soon!"

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From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2011, 12:39:14 PM »
 
 Mailman doesn't write the mail, he just delivers it. Unfortunately it often comes with a bulk rate stamp.

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Re: From Mr. Daniel Lumis
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 06:31:23 AM »
 Mr. Daniel Lumis' interpretation of a Republican primary presidential commerical by Texas governor Rick Perry:

 "Are y'all tired of them fags and false gods like I am? Are y'all tired of havin' to share this planet with people who don't believe that the Sky Fairy helped us kick them redskins out so's we could hunt n fish, and kick some ass while drivin' aroun' with a big ole' iron dick in yer holster? Then vote fer me, cause I'll kick some librul ass so's yews don' have to. Plus, I'll be sure to send a little somethin' extra back here to Texass. You know, librul tax dollars so's you can hire you some more of them Mexicans to keep yer truck clean and yer house trailer all level. An' remember, next time sum librul tells you Jesus is just an invisible friend, yew tell 'em they wrong; cause he's real. I seen it in the bible. I got faith on that. I do. I approve this message."

 

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